I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I am available for nakedness
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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