I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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