If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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