big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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