She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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