am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Randomize
