I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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