She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
My vagina just clenched in fear
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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