You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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