"it" just moved
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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