When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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