I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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