She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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