wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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