yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
