I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
