God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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