yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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