Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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