Duck Duck Cougar?
You can't motorboat a personality
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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