i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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