i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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