I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
it glows. i had to have it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She's not a foreskin expert like you
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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