Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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