Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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