My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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