I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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