i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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