I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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