hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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