Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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