Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Randomize
