I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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