Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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