David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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