Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
vagina is talking i cant
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
