Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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