Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Mom said you looked used
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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