There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
we should paint friendship bongs
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