Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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