would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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