Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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