She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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