so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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