i just wanna soil my oats bro
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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