alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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