Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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