I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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