I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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