sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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