I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Randomize
