ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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