Grow some girl-balls and come out already
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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