But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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