i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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