I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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