due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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