What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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