I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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